Archive for April, 2012

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Hulkageddon V website is live!

http://hulkageddon5.machine9.net/

Read all about it, read all about it! The Hulkageddon V page is now available for your consumption, read everything you need to know about the event, bookmark for delicious tears soon, and above all else DO NOT MISS OUT!

Blow up hulks! Earn money! WIN PRIZES!

 

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The Battle of Aeschee (2 supers down + video)

After the massive amount of QQ our last (somewhat devious) supercarrier kill generated, Shadow Cartel and friends have been actively on the lookout for more foolish Supercarrier pilots to Blap. Last night, our plan to surprise buttsex a supercarrier we’ve been monitoring ended up being a fat load of nothing, so we reshipped into a BS gang with some capital support and were getting ready to go out and look for trouble…

…When someone indicated there was a semi-large Raiden. gang baiting in lowsec.

Now, everybody knows there is no such thing as a Raiden BS gang so we said “Fuck it, let’s see if we can bait out a super and kill it”. We burned towards their location like motherfuckers while our scout kept tabs on them. We decided to fight them in Aeschee and split our gang on a gate to see if we could entice them into accidentally splitting their gang a little. Unfortunately as they moved into the system Itsme jumped his Vindi in from Lisbeatanne only to find the Raiden guys had moved to that gate instead of ours.

We weren’t about to let Raiden have a free Vindi kill, so the order came down to just jump on their faces and cyno in a triage.

It was on!

Predictably it only took seconds before there were two super carriers and hostile triage on grid. We laid into their subcaps, got HICs onto an Aeon and decided to go balls to the wall.

We dropped Dreads onto Raiden. This is not a course of action for the faint-hearted, as without fail you can expect a very large number of super capitals in short order. We cycled through primaries, killing several faction BS (and an amusing T2 fitted armor Machariel) and a Triage carrier. Then we set about destroying the offending Aeon. He died with a very satisfying kaboom (and a devious fleet member immediately snagged the loot). More supers jumped in, this would be the theme of the whole fight.

The pressure on our fleet was increasing, but we were not going to let the Nyx we had pointed live!

That's a lotta supers...

Even more supers jumped in, we were getting overwhelmed, we took down some more sub caps and by this point Raiden had more super capitals than we had regular capitals.

We decided to sit it out and take down that Nyx. It folded under the combined weight of the Dreads and subcaps. Our HIC pilots were doing an amazing job staying alive and enabled us to kill our second super capital of the day.

We laid into a third Nyx and an Archon, but by now there were no less than 24 (no joke) supers on field. This was overwhelming our defenses quite readily, as this is the amount of supers I’d normally expect in a Sov fight, not lowsec…

The FC then made an unpopular, but correct, decision: We could kill the third Nyx, but we’d lose every single one of our capitals, if we bailed now we’d come out ahead.

Fully half of our capitals managed to bail before the incredible power of two dozen supers could end them, subcaps deagged and escaped via the gate without issue.

At the end of the day, the result was firmly in our favor isk-wise: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13115804

Just goes to show you, even lowsec “trash” can punch you in the dick if you think you’re some omnipotent space army that has no rival. Arrogance like that is the keystone of every dead nullsec Alliance. We knew from the start their ability to escalate far outstripped our own, but we went for it anyways.

Above you can see the video from the perspective of one of our dreads. Thanks to Raiden. for bringing it!

 

P.S. To all the haters, blow us, we can kill supers that fight back.

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Hulkageddon prize list update (over 16bil worth)

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1117284

#1Posted: 2012.04.12 12:25 | Report | Edited by: Helicity Boson
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I’m working hard to prep everything for the upcoming event, the page will be available shortlyIn previous years we had a bit too many categories of achievements (which was a real pain in the neck for myself and zedrik cayne to find the winners for). With the arrival of the Goonswarm care package (100mil for every ten hulks/macks) this won’t be quite as needed as everyone can win

However we do feel the need for prizes as normal of course

If you’d like to donate, please post in this thread

a) what you’re donating
b) to which category

Then evemail the same thing to myself and send the isk/contract to me. I’ll update this thread daily, and I should have the equivalent prize page up on the webby tonight as well

Unless otherwise mentioned, categories are by killing blows

Categories

Champions League Most Hulk/mack kills

1st place
6 billion isk 5bil, EVE online hold’em, 1bilNashh Kadavr
Nidhoggur Carrier Piscis
Machariel www.voicesfromthevoid.net

2nd place
2 billion isk

3rd place
1 billion isk

Junior League Most T1 mining barge kills

1st place
1 billion isk EVE online Hold’em
Quafe Ultra Edition Iteron mk IV Entity

2nd place
500 million isk EVE online Hold’em

3rd place
500 million isk EVE online Hold’em

Specific Achievements

Tears are gonna roll
Goonswarm will be accepting tears from confirmed victims (you can forward them to the special character used for the payouts, more on that later). Tears that they deem funny enough to post to the hulkageddon website will award you an isk bonus of 500million. Awww yeah.

Kestrels are deadly
(The first Hulk kill using only kestrels will receive FOUR HUNDRED and FORTY FIVE kestrels by contract. Courtesy ofBarakkus

Bombs away
(Largest number of kills using smartbomb battleships)

White Whale, Holy Grail
(Largest number of Orca kills)

Regional Achievements

For the State!
(most kills in Gallente Highsec)
1x Caldari navy hookbill Swearte Widfarend

Freedom or Fire!
(most kills in Amarr Highsec)
1x Republic Fleet Firetail Swearte Widfarend

A weapon for a more elegant age
(most kills in Caldari Highsec)
1x Federation Navy Comet Swearte Widfarend

Disobedience begets retribution
(most kills in Minmatar highsec)
1x Imperial Navy Slicer Swearte Widfarend