Archive for December, 2009

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127th: The Angry Angels



 Float like a butterfly...

Float like a butterfly...

An asteroid rushed past at a dangerous speed, brushing against her shields, Helicity’s mind was running double overtime to keep up with the vast amounts of sensory input that came with these velocities.


Were it not for Zor’s custom implant she would have never been able to cope with this. The rest of the squadron of Dramiel were also weaving through the asteroid belt in feats of death defying acrobatics, the exhausts of the drones that were hurtling at the drake battlecruiser in the distance were tiny pinpricks of angry light. Taking turns holding the larger vessel in place and avoiding it’s missiles; each almost as large as one of their tiny Angel frigates, while avoiding the angry drone payload the drake had unleashed this looked more like some insane ballet than a fight.

The capsuleer commanding the battlecruiser was young, too young, to be flying around by himself in these bad regions of space where no police dared to show their faces. With an eager grin Helicity anticipated the opening between two of the larger asteroids and sent a spray of red hot death from her autocannons with pin-point precision, with a flicker, the drake’s shields finally winked out of existance under the prolonged fire of the fleet.


...sting like a bee.

...sting like a bee.

Being of caldari make, it’s armor was an afterthought, not really fit to protect the vessel from anything but the rigors inherent to space. Moments later the ship’s structure suffered a catastrophic failure.

The sleek, tusked forms of the Python Cartel’s wing of dramiels shot out from between the asteroids, the chatter on the comms was excited. Everyone was out for blood and the thrill of combat tonight. Maybe it was the somewhat disturbing and alien feel of the Dramiel’s mind-interface compared to regular ships. Maybe it was just her imagination, but Helicity could have sworn she felt more destructive than usual, the though of ransoming this victim to extort cash had not even crossed her mind.

Skye piped up on the comms, she had spotted another drake in system, a quick background check on it’s registered pilot revealed no connection to the previous victim. Seconds later the pack of Dramiel was barreling through the solar system at warp speed on a course to intercept this new drake and repeat the performance. This drake’s pilot was much more experienced than the last one, managing his shields with casual professionalism and targetting the dramiels’ drones in an attempt to save its own hide. Not deterred Helicity recalled her drones and re-assigned them to destroy the drake’s drones. A missile streaked past Helicity, exploding harmlessly on the asteroid on her port side. Missiles were useless against ships so fast that they could outrun them.

More Pythons showed up to assist in bringing down this tough prey, it’s missiles depleted and drones destroyed the ship soon submitted to the inevitable, and the capsuleer would soon find himself waking up in a distant clone vat with a whopping headache. Such was the price of overconfidence in new Eden.

More pythons and space jerks joined the fleet, they prowled the systems surrounding Old Man Star eager for more blood and violence. Several more pilots did not get to take their ships home that night.

 

2009.12.19.05.58.04

zoooooom.

 

As her pod was being towed clear of the ship back in her home station Helicity started to wonder about the bizarre Angel Cartel ship… something was deeply wrong with these vessels. They were evil! Cruel! Yet…so beautiful. For a brief moment, she imagined she could hear the ship singing to her. “I must be tired” She said to herself.

 



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Postcard from the Dark Side

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, while I’m not a firm believer that this is actually true, I felt that the battle we had this morning at an asteroid belt orbiting a hellish magma world that would have made satan himself proud, was worth sharing in the very least.

2009.12.18.07.33.40

don't look at it like this! CLICK for full screen!

 

We arrived at this point while roaming with old-friend-turned-corp-new-guy Jaxxon commanding our little gang of mostly recons. I would have like to have taken this screenshot in my shiny purifier, but unfortunately a spurt of UNFORGIVABLE SHITTY LAG, courtesy of CCP, had cause my poor purifier to explode upon contact with the guns of another hurricane we killed a little earlier.  My only comfort is that my now-exploded expensive toy at least came first on damage on that killmail.

It’s really fun to see everyone in fancy ships these days, I remember when python was young and we could barely pilot our cruisers properly. One might argue that I still fly crummy baseline ships, but my love for the humble thrasher is just a gift that keeps on giving it seems.

On that subject, in a little while my skillset for flying the active tank cyclone (as made famous in Violatorh’s Force of Nature videos) will be complete… I guess that means I will have to splurge on a set of crystals ( and more drugs from my friend Incendiary Fairy, contact her to get your drugs delivered to your doorstep!) to make it really shine.

Here’s another picture without UI if you want to drool some more on that awesome planet and belt.

 

Dominion is pretty sweet.

Dominion is pretty sweet.

I must confess, the occasional lag spurt and general server wonkiness aside, for us low-sec dwellers Dominion has been a nice patch. The ever popular minmatar ships got a nice little boost with the projectile changes, the wonderful pirate faction ships as well, and the oft-empty reaches of the Empire Ghettos known as low-sec seem a lot less lonely with the added stars and beautiful planets and moons. I hear there is much upheaval and complaining down in zero zero, but that’s pretty much par for course for the blob-tastic alliance warfare business. Life continues, largely unchanged in that respect, I think more tuning is needed to accomplish the goal of moving more folks into nullsec: It seems to me that it’s far too easy for alliance to upgrade their systems without the need to really properly populate them with a “civilian population” as was the idea that CCP put forwards initially. Get to it CCP, make them NEED the carebears and the miners, make them NEED to build a population and protect it. They sat on their asses collecting free isk from ratting and moongoo for far too long as it is.

Here’s hoping that CCP will also see fit to add more content and activity beyond the mindless blobbing that is FW to low sec. It’d sure be nice if there were compelling reasons for non-pirates to visit our space, both for them to have the thrill of the risks inherent to low sec, and for us “pirates” to actually have things to prey on beyond eachother and clueless newbies that have lost their way.

FW is not that. FW is, for the most part, an exercise in giant blobs of people talentlessly overwhelming single targets by sheer numbers with nothing more than ctrl+click F1. This is rather unfortunate for pirates, since they can shoot us with impunity, but we cannot do the same because sentries will curb-stomp us. It’d really be nice if there was an actual benefit to being an outlaw… rather than just “playing eve on Hard Mode”. Yeah, I whined there, but I’m never ever going back to being a good citizen, even if it means I have to live with the reality that the deck is ALWAYS stacked against me from the outset.


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Attack of the Heartless Angel.

So, after a little pvp break spent messing around on my trade alt, I got bullied into purchasing some obscenely overpriced faction frigates by spectre and skye.


Angel...of DEATH

Angel...of DEATH

This dark and pointy beauty clearly needed to be put through it’s paces.

I undocked the little fiend from our temporary home in Yvangier and set about roaming an area of space I deeply dislike, and have disliked since my early days of piracy. Fortunately it meant that I do know the area, and I plotted course to Mara.

I handily dodged a gatecamp in heydieles, the rookies running it having no chance in hell of catching the speedy angel frigate at all.

Several mostly empty systems later, I spot a “the dark tribe” gang going my direction, it consists of a moa, two scorpions and a wolf…. hmm a wolf. Tasty.

I followed them at some distance to see what they were up to, their gang briefly skirmished with a few Black Rabbits pilots but nothing dies. I decide to take my chances on the next gate…

…Now, these are the scummy kind of pvp pilots, I can clearly tell, heavy ECM, not blinky red on the overview. Cowards. I’m going to have to make em think they are catching me and trick them into engaging first so the gateguns don’t wreck my tiny ship. I land 20 km from the gate and pretend not to be there. Sure enough the wolf begins barreling towards me at breakneck speeds and before long his warp disruptor locks on to me. just as planned. I kick on the microwarp drive and blast off at a disgustingly high speed, I can picture the wolf pilot’s expression of shock.

The Moa launches drones and open fire, I do the same to the wolf, the wolf fruitlessly tries to close range and shoot at me, to no effect. The scorpions are nowhere to be found yet. So far, so good.

I zoom around my target, the enemy drones trailing far far behind me, the wolf’s shields are beginning to buckle. Still no scorpions, no damage on me either.

Wolf hits structure, I pass the moa too close a couple of times and he scrams, but my momentum easily carries me out of his range and allows me to turn my MWD back on. these short stops actually make me do MORE damage on the wolf, as tracking it at these speeds proved difficult.

The two scorpions finally land, I wait for the jam, the jam happens of course, but it’s FAR too late, my drones destroy the wolf. A cane also lands, I pay no attention to it.

Toodles baby!

Toodles baby!



I do a quick victory lap at half speed to allow my drones to return to the dronebay and warp off with a “ta-tah” in local.

I then waited out my timer and jumped into mara, an old haunt of mine as regular readers will know, flew around a bit and destroyed an unsuspecting rifter with no damage taken, and sent him to his new clone as a professional courtesy

My old friend stuart price considered engaging me, but wisely decided not to at the last moment, His crusader wouldn’t have stood a chance. The dark tribe gang I punked earlier is also in local, talking smack to some other people there, as well as stuart. Ever belligerent, I can’t hold my tongue:



[ 2009.12.15 19:35:27 ] Bralx > 2 scorps and 1 falcon good jam jam gay
[ 2009.12.15 19:35:40 ] Zi Pan > your gay!
[ 2009.12.15 19:35:47 ] Seether Kaan > I am gay
[ 2009.12.15 19:35:48 ] Helicity Boson > didn’t save their wolf from me earlier
[ 2009.12.15 19:35:49 ] Helicity Boson > :P
*stuart price and I talk a bit in local*
[ 2009.12.15 19:46:33 ] Zi Pan > shut up pirates…
[ 2009.12.15 19:47:06 ] Helicity Boson > go fail at jamming to save your wolf buddy some more zi pan?
[ 2009.12.15 19:47:27 ] Zi Pan > pirates arguing with pirates is stupid
[ 2009.12.15 19:47:56 ] Zi Pan > you are on notice helicity
[ 2009.12.15 19:48:19 ] Helicity Boson > oh noes, do you see that stuart? :(
[ 2009.12.15 19:48:21 ] Helicity Boson > I’m on notice
[ 2009.12.15 19:48:32 ] Zi Pan > you have been warned
[ 2009.12.15 19:48:46 ] Helicity Boson > and you’re going to do what exactly?
[ 2009.12.15 19:48:51 ] Helicity Boson > throw carebear tears at me?
[ 2009.12.15 19:48:56 ] Zi Pan > heh?
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:00 ] Seether Kaan > lol
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:07 ] Zi Pan > im gonna get you
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:18 ] Seether Kaan > becuase we pick our fights we are carebears
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:20 ] Zi Pan > kill your graphical ship
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:22 ] Stuart Price > Only if he lets you :p
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:26 ] Helicity Boson > yeah that’s what the amarr militia said too
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:42 ] Stuart Price > I remember how much you needed to kill my last Gila :(  Poor little Gila
[ 2009.12.15 19:49:58 ] Zi Pan > lol
[ 2009.12.15 19:50:10 ] Zi Pan > see what happens helicity
[ 2009.12.15 19:50:18 ] Zi Pan > you loose your faction ship
[ 2009.12.15 19:50:22 ] Helicity Boson > i laugh at you a lot
[ 2009.12.15 19:50:27 ] Helicity Boson > and zoom around at 7km/s
[ 2009.12.15 19:50:42 ] Zi Pan > come see us
[ 2009.12.15 19:50:52 ] Zi Pan > show us how fast you are
[ 2009.12.15 19:51:12 ] Helicity Boson > you know, after dealing with QS and CBS for…years, you guys kinda dont impress me
[ 2009.12.15 19:51:29 ] Zi Pan > lol who the fuck are you…
[ 2009.12.15 19:51:37 ] tHeReVoLuTiOn07 > come get a taste =)?
[ 2009.12.15 19:51:49 ] Zi Pan > look a like a pirate noob to me
[ 2009.12.15 19:51:57 ] Zi Pan > you havent done anything for years
[ 2009.12.15 19:51:57 ] Stuart Price > He’s the guy who’d murder any of you 1v1.  I know I could.
[ 2009.12.15 19:52:58 ] Helicity Boson > it’s kinda cool to get smacktalked by a person 10,000 places below me on BC rankings



And after some more banter, me and stuart flewback home, deciding not to shoot at eachother because we’d rather talk about how clueless and sad The dark Tribe are. :)