Cleaning up after those atrocious litterbugs that run missions all day and pollute space with wreckage is hard work. Fortunately there are people that care about cleanliness and clean up after them! no charge!
Xerrik > pics why don’t you get your own salvage?
picswapper > gotta keep space clean and safe for everyone!
Xerrik > I can clean up after myself
Xerrik > I don’t need a mother mate
Xerrik > Be honest and say your stealing it cause your too lazy to mission yourself
picswapper > it puts the salvage in the basket. or it gets the hose again!
picswapper > also, consult the link in my bio
Xerrik > Too bad Concord doesn’t decide, but I do
Xerrik > Eh, at least your not flippin my cans
Xerrik > But you still avoid my suggestion, say your lazy and too lazy to mission yourself
picswapper > I’m not lazy! I took all the effort to scan down your mess and clean it for you tisk tisk. litterbug.
Xerrik > Oh come off the dumb play-acting
Xerrik > If your gonna pirate at least admit to it, there’s no shame in that
picswapper > I’m not a pirate, that would be illegal
Xerrik > Oh no!
Xerrik > Come on its another facet of eve, stop living in denial
Xerrik > You took the time to scan, so obviously you thought some gain would come of it
Disunia Vertas > that’s the good thing about eve, you can be badass motherfucker or a carebear and get pwnd by badass motherfuckers :/
Xerrik > True
Xerrik > You I’d call the Carebear in this situation
picswapper > I care for the safety and health of pilots everywhere! imagine hitting one of these wrecks at warp! that would constitute a serious danger to health and safety. we can’t have that!
Xerrik > Pics, I honestly don’t care about the Salvage, I get T2 Salvage from where I base at, but I think the lame playacting is almost rediculous, reminds me of a lil’ teenager sitting at home because he has nothing better to do, and prolly can solo lvl 4s
picswapper > I don’t need the money from the salvage, I require your tears to fuel my ship!
Xerrik > LOL, thats a laugh, I’m supposed to be crying?
Xerrik > I’m just waiting to see if you flip a can, and provide me more entertainment
picswapper > flipping a can would be illegal! Not to mention immoral!
Xerrik > pfft, I never asked you to be moral, just admit the truth, Piracy is a perfectly respectable profession, some don’t like it, but there’s all kinds of things to do in EvE
picswapper > But I’m not a pirate! I don’t even own a gun. I am but a simple law abiding citizen, doing his part to keep space clean!
Xerrik > Oh come on, I think Pics here is in denial anyone else think so?
Vapor1 > lol
