Archive for September, 2008

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Theft is good.

What to do as tech1-frig pirate when everyone else is flying big nasty cruisers/battlecruisers/battleships/recons ?

You steal.

You steal EVERYTHING that is not fitted to a ship. You hop every belt, warp to every station, every gate and you TAKE whatever is not nailed down.

You snag battlecruiser wrecks from under their killer’s noses and warp out before they lock you, you scoop every drone you find hanging in space, and give them a new home!

Why do you do this? FOR THE GOOD OF ALL PILOTS! A CLEAN SPACE IS A SAFE SPACE!

Why am I posting this you might wonder? Well, after checking my character’s cashflow, it turns out i’ve hit a new record I’ve earned 20 million isk scooping and stealing over the past two weeks! (contrary to what i just told wensley in a comment on his own blog, it was 20 not 15 mil).

I would like to congratulate myself, my klepto nature, and the shit-head “anti-pirates” camping gates in battleships, for this great achievement in boredom relief!

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System upgrades gone wrong.

Following yet another embarrasing debacle with my pod interface crashing during my roam with mynxee, wensley and corpmate Bfoster (read here, as chronicled by Wensley) I decided it was time to try upgrading the software in my pod (i.e. update my graphic drivers).

*slips out of character*

Let me tell you something… Windows Vista and Nvidia do not love eachother as much as they should.

I ended up reinstalling my entire PC over the weekend, and missing out on thr Python frig tournament and the Destroyer Roam (which I’d suggested we do :/ )

Bullocks.

*resume character*

In a few days, I will complete my training of Evasive Maneuvers, I’ll only have a few more skills to train then to fly the Malediction interceptor, something I am looking forwards to tremendously.

One can only fly the Punisher for so long until it gets a bit repetitive, it’s lacking mid-slot becoming ever more annoying as time passes, and it’s severe limitations in a small gang (no microwarpdrive on a bleeder setup, no real tank/cap on a MWD-fit tackler setup) pretty much leave you as “comic relief”.

The malediction will at least prove to be a very useful tackler, and it will be the first ship I use that uses missiles/rockets to do it’s damage, I’ve been given to understand the damage they do is less than stellar, but at least it’s a certainty you’ll be doing some damage.

If anyone has experiences to share flying the Malediction I’m all ears, because I’m not entirely clear on how to fly it yet (and given the pricetag on interceptor hulls and fittings, I’m not keen on blowing up ten of them to learn the hard way)

So please, your feedback is welcome.

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Overheard on the Python Comm-net

Earlier today:
2008.09.15 20:52:00
Victim: Nyght Star
Corp: Critical Analysis
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Dominix
System: Dantumi
Security: 0.4
Damage Taken: 27637
Involved parties:
Name: Bfoster (laid the final blow)
Security: -9.3
Corp: The Python Cartel
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Juggernaut Torpedo
Damage Done: 24683
Name: Helicity Boson
Security: -6.3
Corp: The Python Cartel
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Punisher
Weapon: Punisher
Damage Done: 2125
Shortly after:

Spectre3353> woa
Spectre3353> phoon, tempest, raven, raven, mega, domi, geddon on scan?
Spectre3353> whats going on here?
Andrea Skye> who0′d you piss off helicity
Helicity Boson> maybe after they popped poor foster’s raven they want more
Spectre3353> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Helicity Boson> I KILLED A NUB IN A DOMI OK?
Helicity Boson> …and maybe some other people…
Helicity Boson> …maybe like 5 today…
Helicity Boson> …kinda…
Helicity Boson> …
Helicity Boson> I’m sorry
Helicity Boson> u.u
Spectre3353> domi is towards a belt or planet
Spectre3353> let me seeee
Spectre3353> i see it on scan towards you andrea
Spectre3353> is it at 6?
Andrea Skye> it is
Andrea Skye>
somewhere
Andrea Skye>
who is it and how old
Spectre3353> no idea
Spectre3353> its a domi
Spectre3353> it goes pew pew sometimes